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19:16 GMT         Day 6 of 90, Season 69    

Yeet them to the Moon or the Sun!!

Written by Canadian Nippon at 05:00 19/4-2023

  It has been a while since a press release has come out of the Canadian Nippon camp since I think the team started really focusing on the training of certain players and really trying to limit the amount of information being leaked around the team but earlier this morning screams could be heard coming from the manager’s office.
  
  While no official news has been released one could guess this has to do with young training riders as the team trainers were seen creeping out the door of the office as the manager continued to scream at the top of his lungs; not directly at the trainer but more towards the heavens.
  
  If rumors are to consider somewhat truthful then Cadman Peet has maxed early and now leaves the team in a very difficult position to keep an almost useless sprinter around as LOSP or simple say nice to know you and yeat him into the sun? This all comes on the back of Durwin Sullivant also maxing early and it just being a matter of time before he is yeeted from the team and low maxing of Will Ruch.
  
  If these rumors are correct, then it leaves Canadian Nippon in a difficult situation with no one left to train and an aging team that might need to force to stay a few seasons longer than the riders want. “I ready to stop riding as I have raced at least 400 races for the team and I am just ready to look forward to staying closer to home and maybe becoming a trainer” rumors stated one of the Canadian Nippon riders has already stated. “I will stay with the team as long as we are showing success but I am hopeful to retire sooner than later!!”
  
  Either way the future doesn`t look that bright for Canadian Nippon at the moment and it seems no wonder that the manager was seen screaming at the ceiling today as I think the fans might be joining him very soon if the new blood for the team isn`t found soon.
  
  Other notes* This could be first winless season for Canadian Nippon since Season 43; which lead to the team taking a break after the following season starting in Season 45. Should fans be concerned? No, not at this time since Canadian Nippon does have some young riders that should be able to produce better results than they have this season.
  

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Canadian Nippon at 15:14 23/4-2023
  Yeah, The later half of the season I slacked on TS so I send them on breakaway or give them the lead here or there to start next season. Might even consider TF a bit for some of the riders next season.

Australian Warlord at 09:51 23/4-2023
  You need to get some spirit into them in the form of cat-o-nine-tails. 400 races in a career, heck after some of the nine-tails we have for sale from our team, they'll be asking for 400 races in a season.

paceuts at 16:54 19/4-2023
  That’s unfortunate. Better luck with the next one!

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